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TITLE AND POSITION

YOU JUST DON'T BELONG !
TITLE AND POSITION
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You here it more and more, that your Title and Position defines who you are in our society. So it just goes to say that without Title and Position,
you are un-defined. Un-definable. Without definition. Un-classified.
Un-classifiable. Without class. You have no class. You just don't belong!

Well of course, we the proprieters at
the grumpy old goat emporium, were very interested in this phenomenum. As usual, we have given it our utmost attention and consideration. Again, it was decided that a little research was in order. This time, we would start with the dictionary.
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Title: a formal appellation attached to a person or family by virtue of office, rank, hereditary privilege, attainment, or as a mark of repect;
especially, such an appelation as an indication of nobility.

Position: a place or location. The way in which something is placed. The arrangement of bodily parts.
There were two things that struck a cord with us when we looked up the definition of Title. They were "hereditary privilege" and "an indication of nobility." This sounded a lot like the Princess Plan to us. Then when we looked up the definition of Position, we saw, "The arrangement of bodily parts". Well this sounded a lot like Better Breeding.

Being of an inclination to develope theories of social behavior at
the goat, we set out to do it again. This time it was relatively easy to do. With the definitions of Title and Position in hand, we had allready established a clear link to our theories of Better Breeding and the Princess Plan. It was then relatively easy for us to determine that if you get on the Princess Plan, you will have Title. Also, we determined that if you pratice Better Breeding, you will have obtained Position.

So there you have it folks. The key to sucess is to have
Title and Position. The way to sucure Title and Position is to get on the Princess Plan, and to practice Better Breeding.
GOAT QUOTE

SOME PEOPLE
PLUNDER THEIR
EXISTANCE.

OTHER PEOPLE JUST PLUNDER.

OR WAS THAT
PONDER?
GOAT QUOTE

IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH
OUR THEORIES,

YOU CAN JUST
GO PACK SAND
UP YOUR BACKSIDE!
GOAT QUOTE

WITHOUT
TITLE
AND
POSITION,
YOU
JUST DON'T BELONG.
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