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| SO YOU ARE STILL WITH US WELL GOOD FOR YOU |
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| the "grumpy old goat" emporium grumpyoldgoat.com Your source for good advice. It cost nothin, and it's worth the price. Where attitude is everywhere, and the goat rules, so watch your backside. |
| Take charge of your financial future. Work for yourself & become financially independant. Become self retired while you are still young enough to enjoy it. Find out why better breeding is important to your future. Finally have the time to do what you really want to do! Do you enjoy home made salsa? |
| DOES YOUR JOB SUCK? DOES YOUR BOSS SUCK? DOES YOUR BOSS WANT YOU TO SUCK, TOO? TIRED OF LIVING IN A VACUUM WHERE EVERYTHING ALWAYS SUCKS? IT'S UP TO YOU TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! |
| 9 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE 9 out of 10 people you meet on the street are p/o about something. |
| THE PRINCESS PLAN Are you on the princess plan? What is the princess plan? |
| BETTER BREEDING Find out why it's important to your future. |
| FURTHER READING Check this out for further reading sugestions from the grumpy old goat. |
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| * This site has been made possible by the many, many buttholes who have left their lasting impressions on our souls. It's to you, that we let our pants down and curtsey. * If you have any questions or comments about the grumpy old goat emporium, please hesitate to contact us by e-mail. the old goat | webmaster * |
| FREE SALSA RECIPES Check out our salsa recipes, free from the grumpy old goat. |
| MEET ROBERT PLUMB Learn about his preplanned, fully funded, forced early retirement. |
| WORK FOR YOURSELF Learn to work for yourself and become financially independant. |
| BECOME SELF RETIRED Check out this page if you want to retire early. |
| FREE GOAT CARDS Send a goat card post card from the grumpy old goat. They are free! |
| TIME FOR YOURSELF Would you like more time for yourself? Find out how. |
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| Take charge of your financial future. Read on to find out how, or go away now! |
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| GOAT QUOTE DON'T WORRY, BE GRUMPY! |
| GOAT QUOTE OPINIONS ARE LIKE BACKSIDES, EVERYBODY HAS ONE! |
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| TITLE AND POSITION Do you have it? You better. Without it, you just don't belong! |
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| The old goat likes to have fun. Get your goat fun here for free. |
| The old goat has a few attitudes on life. Check them out for yourself, but beware? |
| GOAT QUOTE THIS PLACE IS LIKE AN UNKEMPT BARNYARD, IT JUST GETS DEEPER AND DEEPER . PLEASE COME BACK OFTEN AND SEE WHAT WE'VE ADDED TO THE HEEP. |
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| YOU NEED A PLAN Check out this page if you want to retire early. |
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