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| The idea of "better breeding" had us stumped at the grumpy old goat. We had been hearing about it all our lives but we did't know what it is. The only thing that we were sure of is that it must not apply to us, or we would have known all about it. As you are probably aware, people who are the product of better breeding are quite aware of it, and they rarely hesitate to pass this knowledge on to others at any oppertunity. So we set out in our quest to define "better breeding". We decided to start with what we knew. In the field of animal husbandry, selective breeding is practiced to achieve certain caracteristics that are deamed to be disireable. Knowing this much, we decided to take a look at farm animals. Horses are breed to run fast. Cattle are breed to produce beef, or milk for the dairy industry. Not finding what we were looking for on the farm, we turned our attentions to a different arena. It is well know amoungst cat and dog lovers, that a good blood line is of the utmost of importance. Just go to any cat or dog show and you will see what we mean. Also, some dogs are breed for their hunting skills, their sence of smell and inteligence being the desired traits. Now that we had done some research, it was time to develope a theory. We knew that caracteristics of better breeding included: fast, beafy, milk producing, good blood lines, smells good, and smart. It occured to us that none of the people we knew who claimed that they were the product of better breeding displayed any of these traits. Back to the lab for us. This time we were not going back to the ranch. The answer definantly would have to be found somewhere else. We decided to do a scientific pole of a sampling of the population. After selecting our questions and our sample population, we sent our questionaire out through e-mail. It didn't take long for the people we poled to reply. Also, judging by the nearly unanimous response, we finally had our answer. The responce we got was definantly sexual in nature and it pointed us in a direction that we hadn't anticipated. It seamed that the answer to the question was that better breeding is the result of better sexual technique. Most of the respondents had the same answer, and they sugested that we try it out on our selves. We were very grateful for their assistance. |
| FIND OUT WHY BETTER BREEDING IS IMPORTANT TO YOUR FUTURE. |
| WHAT IS BETTER BREEDING? |
ARE YOU THE PRODUCT OF BETTER BREEDING? IF YOU ARE, YOU ARE PROBABLY SPECIAL. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE ON THE PRINCESS PLAN |
| OUR CONCLUSION BETTER BREEDING IS THE RESULT OF YOUR PARENTS SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE OF THE VARIOUS SEXUAL POSITIONS |
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| GOAT QUOTE BETTER BREEDING IS IMPORTANT TO YOUR FUTURE. |
| GOAT QUOTE IF YOU ARE THE PRODUCT OF BETTER BREEDING, YOU ARE PROBABLY SPECIAL. |
| GOAT QUOTE YOUR BREEDING STATUS IS TOTALY DEPENDANT ON YOUR PARENTS BREEDING SKILLS. |
| GOAT QUOTE IF YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. |
| GOAT QUOTE IF YOU WANT YOUR KIDS TO BE SPECIAL, YOU BETTER MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER BREEDING SKILLS. |
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