The goat has a few attitudes on life. Better Breeding Find out why it is important to your future. |
| What is Better Breeding? |
| The idea of "better breeding" had us stumped at the grumpyoldgoat.com. We had been hearing about it all our lives but we didn't know what it was. The only thing that we were sure of is that it must not apply to us, or we would have known all about it. As you are probably aware, people who are the product of better breeding are quite aware of it, and they rarely hesitate to pass this knowledge on to others at any opportunity. Define better breeding So we set out in our quest to define "better breeding". We decided to start with what we knew. In the field of animal husbandry, selective breeding is practiced to achieve certain characteristics that are deemed to be desirable. Knowing this much, we decided to take a look at farm animals. Horses are breed to run fast. Cattle are breed to produce beef, or milk for the dairy industry. Not finding what we were looking for on the farm, we turned our attentions to a different arena. It is well know amongst cat and dog lovers, that a good blood line is of the utmost of importance. Just go to any cat or dog show and you will see what we mean. Also, some dogs are breed for their hunting skills, their since of smell and intelligence being the desired traits. Develop a theory Now that we had done some research, it was time to develop a theory. We knew that characteristics of better breeding included: fast, beefy, milk producing, good blood lines, smells good, and smart. It occurred to us that none of the people we knew who claimed that they were the product of better breeding displayed any of these traits. Sampling Back to the lab for us. This time we were not going back to the ranch. The answer definitely would have to be found somewhere else. We decided to do a scientific pole of a sampling of the population. After selecting our questions and our sample population, we sent our questionnaire out through e-mail. It didn't take long for the people we poled to reply. Also, judging by the nearly unanimous response, we finally had our answer. Results The response we got was definitely sexual in nature and it pointed us in a direction that we hadn't anticipated. It seamed that the answer to the question was that better breeding is the result of better sexual technique. Most of the respondents had the same answer, and they suggested that we try it out on our selves. We were very grateful for their assistance. |
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| Our Conclusion Better breeding is the result of your parents superior knowledge of the various sexual positions. |
| Are you the product of Better Breeding? If you are, you are probably special. Maybe you should be on the Princess Plan |
