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| 9 out of 10 people you meet on the street are p/o about something. Are you one of them? |
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| We at the grumpy old goat have believed this for a long time, but being skeptical by nature, we decided to test it out for ourselves. To test out our theory, we went into the street and conducted a survey. Our respondents were selected because they were the first 10 people to drive by. Each respondent was approached and told that we were conducting a survey. Then they were told about our theory that 9 out of 10 people you meet on the street are p/o about something. Next we asked them if they were p/o about anything. Much to our pleasure, our theory was verified by the data collected on that day. Here are the results of the survey we conducted : 4 respondants told us to get lost. Then they left. 2 respondents told us to, well we'd rather not say. 2 respondents drove off quickly, not saying anything. 1 respondant threatened to call the police. We left! *1 respondant really thought we were lost, and tried to help. As you can see, the results verify our theory. You may note that several of our respondants never actually talked with us, but rest assured, there was something in their behavior that convinced us that something or someone was bothering them. Remember, our theory predicts that 9 out of 10 people you meet on the street are p/o about something. The theory doesn't make any predictions as to what they are p/o about. This brings us to a new theory that we are working on. This theory states that if you spend too much time at the grumpy old goat emporium web site, you too, will become p/o about something. Please stick around awhile and check out the rest of our site. You'll be glad you did! * It was latter determined that this respondent was infact, an aquaintance of ours. |
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| 9 out of 10 people you meet on the street are p/o about something. |
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| WHAT ARE YOU P/O ABOUT ? LET US KNOW |
| GOAT QUOTE HIGH BLOOD PRESURE IS BETTER THAN NO BLOOD PRESURE AT ALL. |
| GOAT QUOTE IF YOU KEEP ASKING SOMEONE WHAT IS BOTHERING THEM, SOONER OR LATTER THEY WILL TELL YOU. |
| GOAT QUOTE BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU ASK FOR, YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT. |
| * This site has been made possible by the many, many buttholes who have left their lasting impressions on our souls. It's to you, that we let our pants down and curtsey. * If you have any questions or comments about the grumpy old goat emporium, please hesitate to contact us by e-mail. the old goat | webmaster * |
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